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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood

(via facade-s)

jpierrepontcriss:

my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home

(via teenage-witch)

First words that Ringo said to Yoko:

itslevilosa:

(via lifeissimpleinthemoonlight)

nialurs:

game BOY??? *bangs fist on the table* FEMINISM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(via dennisdam3n4ce)

earthnation:

people who have the same name as me are competition 

(via trianglepie)

floozys:

ok so like i don’t get why people are surprised that more and more people are  coming out as bisexual????

i mean like sexuality is like tastebuds 

some people like cake

some people like pie

some people like neither

and some people like both 

wouldn’t it be more common for people to like botH cake and pie instead of just one???? 

the only reason you think there should be more people who only like pi is because you’ve been raised in pienormative society??????

(via you-had-me-at-bacon)